Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Look, let me just say it: He was hot. A nonhot boy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a hot boy . . . well. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>