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Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'It was the perfect motto for Morganville.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>