...the Puritans compressed whatever mirth and public joy they deemed allowable to human infirmity; thereby so far dispelling the customary cloud, that, for the space of a single holiday, they appeared scarcely more grave than most other communities at a period of general affliction. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When I was a boy, I naively thought that this thing called happiness would be something I would wake up to find every day once I could smoke, drink and fornicate. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. The happiness of a married man depends on the people he has not married. One should always be in love - that's the reason one should never marry. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
And Nedley started saying,'Shut Up!Quit that! And i knew it really meant something to him. So I asked for his help,"Mark said. "Don't tell the story like that," Nedley laughed. "What he said was 'Quit pretendin you're a bad guy I need your help, and I need it now! Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm a happy person. If you want to be around me, you can either choose to be happy too, or follow the signs to the nearest exit! Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>