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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You've got no sense of humor.""I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>