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No amount of careful grooming seemed to erase their impression that he was actually a foul and frightening ogre. It was enough to give a fellow self-doubts.

No amount of careful grooming seemed to erase their impression that he was actually a foul and frightening ogre. It was enough to give a fellow self-doubts.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

I won't sugarcoat shit. You're tiptoeing on the line between batshit crazy and sane.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.

Payback's a bitch, but thankfully those tissues are only full of snot and tears instead of dead little sperms.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We are Nasvillians now. We have to be classy Southern bitches."Kacey glared as she swigged her tea. "Classy girls don't say classy bitches.""This one does," Lacey said as she took a sip of her tea with her pinky up just to show she meant what she said.

We are Nasvillians now. We have to be classy Southern bitches."Kacey glared as she swigged her tea. "Classy girls don't say classy bitches.""This one does," Lacey said as she took a sip of her tea with her pinky up just to show she meant what she said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.

Letting her head hang, all she could do was think what a freaking mess she had gotten herself into.And not even Ben & Jerry's could get her out of this.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.

But I didn't even make you work for it. I just jumped you like a cat in heat.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged."That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and will stand beside you," she whispered against his lips. "And when you're ready, I'll Spartan kick her in the face.

Is she worth it though?" he asked and she shrugged."That's up to you to decide. Either way, I support you, love you, and will stand beside you," she whispered against his lips. "And when you're ready, I'll Spartan kick her in the face.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Jordie and I tried to have sex in the kitchen and almost caught it on fir. I was cleaning smoke and burned shit off my brand-new stove all afternoon."Lacey's face twisted in confusion and she sputtered with laughter. "Do I even want to know how this happened?"Kacey grinned. "He threw my shirt on the stove, and I had forgotten to shut it off. Boom! Flames, fire

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.

But remember, Kacey has a temper and she's crazy protective of you so if you need bail money, let me know.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love everything about you Kacey, because the best thing in life is finding someone who knows your flaws, mistakes, difficulties, and still think you are bad-ass and loves you.

I love everything about you Kacey, because the best thing in life is finding someone who knows your flaws, mistakes, difficulties, and still think you are bad-ass and loves you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.

Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It wasn't like that, darlin'." [Darcy] said quickly. "I swear on my mother's soul it wasn't!"Bronte bit her lip, trying not to smile. "Your mother is still living, is she not?"Darcy grinned sheepishly. "Yes, but…just the same.

It wasn't like that, darlin'." [Darcy] said quickly. "I swear on my mother's soul it wasn't!"Bronte bit her lip, trying not to smile. "Your mother is still living, is she not?"Darcy grinned sheepishly. "Yes, but…just the same.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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