I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...""Or we'll die?" I guessed."Well...after you shrivel slowly to dust, yes.""Let's avoid the swords," I decided. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Reyna sent me to get Percy," Frank said. "Did Octavian accept you?""Yeah," Percy said. "He slaughtered my panda. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners! Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>