Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>