No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
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marriage
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
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The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.
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A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.
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Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
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Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
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Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.
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Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
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