My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others! Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the greatest is the possession of friendship. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation and compassion. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>