To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Life
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
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I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.
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If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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