You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
In my circle of friends, I've always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don't want the spotlight on me. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>