Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Stand up is really fun because if I think of a joke or a funny idea, then I can just go and tell some people and if they laugh, they laugh right away. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>