Rita Rudner
Biography
Quotes
- I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
- My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.
- I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.
