Lewis Black
Biography
Quotes
- Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
- A father and two sons run Adelphia. It's a cable company. And they took from that company a billion dollars. A billion. Three people - three people took a billion dollars. What were they gonna do, start their own space program? 'Let's send the monkey to Mars, Dad!'
- All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.