Greg Behrendt
Biography
Greg Behrendt is an American stand-up comedian, writer, and musician, best known for his work as a stand-up comic and as a co-author of the best-selling book "He's Just Not That Into You." Born on July 21, 1963, in San Francisco, California, Behrendt's career has spanned multiple creative fields, making him a versatile and well-rounded artist.
Behrendt's journey into the entertainment industry began in the 1990s when he started performing stand-up comedy in clubs and venues around San Francisco. Known for his sharp wit and observational humor, Behrendt quickly gained popularity in the comedy scene, leading to appearances on popular television shows such as "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" and "The Late Show with David Letterman."
One of Behrendt's most significant career milestones came in 2004 when he co-authored the book "He's Just Not That Into You" with Liz Tuccillo. The book, based on a line Behrendt used during his stand-up comedy routine, became a cultural phenomenon, offering straightforward dating advice to women and men alike. "He's Just Not That Into You" spent over a year on the New York Times bestseller list and was later adapted into a successful film.
Aside from his work on "He's Just Not That Into You," Behrendt has continued to make waves in the entertainment industry. He co-hosted a popular relationship advice talk show on SiriusXM with his wife, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt, where they answered callers' questions and shared their insights on love and relationships. Behrendt's blend of humor and genuine advice endeared him to audiences and further solidified his reputation as a relationship expert.
In addition to his accomplishments in comedy and writing, Behrendt is also a talented musician. He is the lead singer and guitarist for the band The Reigning Monarchs, a surf rock group known for their high-energy performances and catchy tunes. Behrendt's musical talent adds another layer to his artistic repertoire, showcasing his creativity and passion for different forms of expression.
Throughout his career, Greg Behrendt has demonstrated a rare ability to connect with audiences through humor, honesty, and relatable insights. His work has resonated with people around the world, offering both laughter and valuable advice on navigating the complexities of relationships. Whether he's on stage performing stand-up, writing bestselling books, or sharing his wisdom on the airwaves, Behrendt's versatile talents and genuine demeanor continue to captivate and inspire audiences everywhere.
Quotes
- If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do. If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. “Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call.
- I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes. The word "busy" is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruction. It seems like a good excuse, but in fact in every silo you uncover, all you're going to find is a man who didn't care enough to call. Remember men are never to busy to get what they want.
- Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.
