Dane Cook

Biography

Quotes

  • I'm glad that my parents missed one thing that was really unbelievable. They saw me hit this great success. It was a blast and we had a lot of laughs. And it was just an amazing time. They passed away. And then after I got, you know, famous, all these haters came out of nowhere.
  • Anger has a way of seeping into every other emotion and planting itself in there.
  • I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
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