Chelsea Handler
Biography
Quotes
- There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
- My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.
- Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
