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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. And your life is a long line of fine.

Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>