Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
...and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, 'That was fine'. And your life is a long line of fine. Jun 15, 2024 - Fabian Biese>