Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Well then," Roen said briskly, "are you sleeping?""Yes.""Come now. A mother can tell when her son lies. Are you eating?""No," Brigan said gravely. "I've not eaten in two months. It's a hunger strike to protest the spring flooding in the south.""Gracious," Roen said, reaching for the fruit bowl. "Have an apple, dear. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Just deleting vandalism on the Chuck Norris page," Radar said. "For instance, while I do think that Chuck Norris specializes in the roundhouse kick, I don't think it's accurate to say, 'Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, but unfortunately he has never cried. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>