If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik? Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
One of the world's most tiresome questions is what object one would bring to a desert island,because people always answer "a deck of cards" or "Anna Karenina" when the obvious answer is "a well equipped boat and a crew to sail me off the island and back home where I can play all the card games and read all the Russian novels I want. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Now what happens?" asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.""You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it? Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>