It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My ace in the hole as a human being used to be my capacity for remembering birthdays. I worked at it. Whenever I made a new friend, I made a point of finding out his or her birthday early on, and I would record it in my Filofax calendar. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When I was a kid, for my birthday every year, my mother made me pasta bechamel, which is rigatoni with a white cream sauce. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>