I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.' Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know. Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>