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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Intelligent men are dangerous.

Intelligent men are dangerous.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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