men

men

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.

What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian's mother

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.

The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The world turns aside to let any man pass who knows where he is going.

The world turns aside to let any man pass who knows where he is going.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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