I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle.... Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody) Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Finding a life partner is like choosing a bed. You need one as a friend either in times of health or sickness. Freshness or weariness. Happiness or sadness. And we can be certain that we've picked the right one without having to sleep with it first. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Either you go to America with Mrs. Van Hopper or you come home to Manderley with me.""Do you mean you want a secretary or something?""No, I'm asking you to marry me, you little fool. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>