A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play, and to look up at the stars. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There is no pain equal to that which two lovers can inflict on one another. This should be made clear to all who contemplate such a union. The avoidance of this pain is the beginning of wisdom, for it is strong enough to contaminate the rest of our lives. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>