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Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown."You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

Can you be a girl for a few seconds?""I'm always a girl" I frown."You know what I mean. Like a silly, annoying girl"I twirl my hair around my finger. "Kay.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”“That you seem to be dating my dad?” Jace shrugged. "You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”“What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.

Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”“That you seem to be dating my dad?” Jace shrugged. "You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”“What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No good deed goes unpunished.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People, generally, suck.

People, generally, suck.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.

If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on TheeAnd I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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