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I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Never have more children than you have car windows.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>