I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>