I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
To me, what separates a funny movie from a good movie is something personal. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
We live in a funny time. If you don't go corporate, you can't compete. You're relegated as irrelevant. People used to admire that. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>