death

death

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

Death didn't bother me much. Strong Christian and all that. Method of death did. Being eaten alive. One of my top three ways not to go out.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

Death should take me while I am in the mood.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer. 

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We die only once, and for such a long time.

We die only once, and for such a long time.

Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Your experience on this site will be improved by allowing cookies.