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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I'd be really happy. But without the brother thing.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

At this year's Open, I'll have five boyfriends.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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