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I've spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
We're in a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It seems to me I spent my life in car pools, but you know, that's how I kept track of what was going on.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
Jul 08, 2024 - Fabian Biese>