Scott Adams
Quotes
- I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
- Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
- You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.