P.J. O’Rourke
Biography
Quotes
- Dating is a social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.
- We have no one to blame for the Kennedys but ourselves. We took the Kennedys to heart of our own accord. We did it not because we respected them or thought what they proposed was good, but because they were pretty. We wanted to hug their golden tousled heads to our dumpy breasts.
- Everybody in 15th century Spain was wrong about where China was and as a result, Columbus discovered Caribbean vacations.
