Jim Gaffigan
Biography
Quotes
- Babies should be classified as an antidepressant. It's pretty hard to be in a bad mood around a 5-month-old baby.
- As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.
- I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.
