Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses. Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. Jul 06, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Is it time for your period, or something?" He turned around, all controlled aggression, and damned if he didn't push the button again. "What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?"" By the time the sentence ended the sweetness was long gone, my jaw was clenched, and I think my eyes were bugging out. Wyatt took a step back, belatedly looking alarmed. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him. Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory! Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm! Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>