The art of medicine was to be properly learned only from its practice and its exercise. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically necessary to protect her from serious physical harm. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down - at least he did until he dropped dead. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>