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I didn't know a van could go up on two wheels like that, for so long." -Nudge

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough."Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)Max: "No, you're visible."Iggy: "Am not!"Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well, that's an evil smile...

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt." --Max

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be like a junior bridesmaid. Total could be your flower dog.""I'm only a kid!" I shrieked. "I can't get married!""You could in New Hampshire."

Jun 14, 2024 - Fabian Biese>