It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching? Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Headline?" he asked."'Swing Set Needs Home,'" I said."'Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home,'" he said."'Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children,'" I said. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character! Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Darling, when things go wrong in life, you lift your chin, put on a ravishing smile, mix yourself a little cocktail... Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A few years ago it dawned on me that everybody past a certain age ... pretty much constantly dreams of being able to escape from their lives. They don't want to be who they are any more. They want out. This list includes Thurston Howell the Third, Ann-Margret, the cat members of Rent, Václav Havel, space shuttle astronauts and Snuffleupagus. It's universal. Jun 17, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Learn to drive?""Never," said Quentin. "My mission in life is to be a passenger. Jun 17, 2024 - Fabian Biese>