I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>