Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we'd know who she was? Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be? Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It's funny with fiction - once you cut something, it hasn't happened anymore. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>