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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.

Jun 20, 2024 - Fabian Biese>