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My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What ho!" I said."What ho!" said Motty."What ho! What ho!""What ho! What ho! What ho!"After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

FEAR stands for fuck everything and run.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?" Minho asked, pulling Thomas's attention away from Alby."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd. "Be careful," he said dryly. "Don't die.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>