Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
You're an investigator - can't nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y'all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>