Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you she is after your barn. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. Jul 09, 2024 - Fabian Biese>